Kosovo Ltd

The Kosovo province, a small part of the former Yugoslavian Republic, has unilaterally proclaimed its independence.

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The Kosovo province, a small part of the former Yugoslavian Republic, has unilaterally proclaimed its independence. Unilateral is more of a figure of speech, because Uncle Sam and a lot of the Occidental states are behind the decision. The Romanians, the Spanish the Russians and the Greeks have said no to it. The rock bombardment against the American embassy in Beograd could stop the happiness manifestations in Pristina. This is the beginning of an era of ethnical enclaves, some sort of Ltds with strange geographical delimitations. The first thing the Albanese made in Kosovo was to place barbed wire at the half of a bridge. I understand that no Serbians will come through there ever again. What will happen to the ones that remained inside the province? There are approximately 120,000 Serbians in Kosovo. Will they build their enclave inside the enclave? The medieval separation with walls and fences is quite absurd. The Balkans and all the other European countries have more than one ethnical principles at the base. People speak Italian, English and French in the calm and always neutral Switzerland. In Belgium, which incorporates the EU capital, Brussels, the quarrel between the Flamands and the Valons has reached hysterical aspects. Tokes and Marko Bela, our representatives for this category, were very happy to see the situation in Kosovo. They say the Center of Romania has to be next. After Europe has dissolved its borders and formed the United States of Europe, this incident appears as a real stitch. I believe the parceling of the planet based on the tribal origins is impossible at present. What will happen with the children that will result from mixed marriages in Kosovo? Let’s say the mother is Albanese and the Father a Serbian. How does one obtain tribal purity in this Ltd that takes care of blood issues? Does one cut the child in half? This doesn’t solve anything either because the mixture is represented in 100% of the body. The most important Hungarian politicians in the counties in the Center of Romania (Covasna, Harghita, and Mures) probably think about the delimitation with barbed wire. What will they do about the Hungarians spread all around Romania?

According to certain statistical data, Bucharest comes second after Budapest from the point of view of Hungarian inhabitants. How does Pastor Tokes separate the children resulted from more than 500,000 families that got married without thinking about their ethnical origins? Where will he place the children? Will he create a certain yard for them as well? “Transylvania has mostly Hungarian inhabitants that reach a number of approximately 1.5 millions”, is the stupid phrase written by a stupid editor from an occidental press agency. I have to tell him that Transylvania has mostly Romanian inhabitants and the Romanians are 4 times more than the Hungarians. I am aware that the ethnical wars in the Balkans have been some of the toughest of the world. Neighbors who used to share food became enemies over night. Will the barbed wire fence solve the hatred that existed in Kosovo for centuries? I don’t think so. In the same way in which I don’t believe in the independence of the three counties in the center of Romania that Pastor Tokes wants to unite. One should not forget that the Hungarians and the Romanians are members of the EU and are free to move in the entire Europe. The ethnical prisons that several people imagine are no more than unsuccessful Ltds from the very beginning. I was born in Sangeru. A lot of gypsies live there. I don’t have any problem with them, mostly because my grandpa spliced and baptized most of them. Some of them salute me respectfully. One of them asked me to godfather one of his children and then he told me he had three more children. This is how I got to godfather Monica (19), Elena (17), Vasile (14) and so on. Why don’t the gypsies in Sangeru want to be independent? Kosovo will mean a new wise chapter for the human specie.

• Translated by Sorin Bălan