Romania: Net Scandal Provider for Europe!

During the electoral campaign, we repeatedly said that, if he got the power, Traian Basescu would take us from one scandal to another. Because this is how his entire political career was built. There were scandals with Ciorbea, with the unions, with Petre Roman, with Dan Ioan Popescu or with myself. Traian Basescu behaves in such a way that he manages to annoy all his messmates right after the hors d’oeuvres in such a way that the waiters will be fighting each other during the main course. (I wonder why I thought of an example involving a restaurant.)

At that time, there were many people that thought I was making up dangers that hadn’t existed in order for them to see me as the better solution. However, I have to admit that reality went beyond my predictions, but I am not happy about this. I actually wanted to live less "interesting" times. I wanted to be able to travel through Europe without having to use my fingers to cover the word "Romania" on my passport.

We are in the place where we were expected to be. We enter the EU the way we are: a state that has only scandals to offer right now. A state that exports scandal, that forces Europe to take part in a lame scandal.

Do you think this is a simple metaphor? Let’s take a look on the official numbers. As compared to 2004, the deficit of our commercial balance with the countries in the EU during the first months of 2006 is double and reached 4.3 billion euros, from 1.5 billions, as the Government I used to lead left it. This means we import more and more from these countries, but we are not able to increase the exports’ level.

The reason for this fact is probably the inexistence of an international scandal market, which should dictate the prices for this almost unique Romanian export merchandise. If we were paid for the scandals we generate, we would be rich. We would have orange gold and we wouldn’t have needed the black gold!

Historically, diplomatically and politically speaking, our collaborations with the EU are the worst in this millennium. We adhere because the little wheels of the extension have an inertial movement towards us. However, if we take a look to our relations with France or Germany, to the things about the present Romanian Power in the important newspapers in London or Paris, to the way we want to be Americans when we shouldn’t, to the way we want to the free the Black Sea from the Russians when nobody asks us to, to the way we offend the Turks, to the way we build air bridges of European commissaries to Brussels, we can immediately see we are the only country that integrates by isolating itself. The result was the one we deserved. Brussels decided that the Romanian Commissary would take care of the interpreters. It looks like this way we will be able to enforce Romanian as the official language in the EU. We imposingly enter Europe! Europe seems to make its bow to the country lead by the only man alive to have seen the Rhodos Colossus…

P.S. 1 On Tuesday night, on TV, Traian Basescu tried to convince an entire country he had nothing to do with my harassment in the justice. He didn’t convince me. Let’s see whether he convinced Monica Macovei. I remind him that the denunciation in 2004 signed by Mona Musca about the real estate in Zambaccian has been filed in the name of the Alliance led by Traian Basescu and Theodor Stolojan. Anyway, the 4th of November is near! I wish "Happy Birthday" to Traian Basescu, but I remind him the gift he had received on the 4th of November 2005 from Daniel Morar: the re-initiation of the Zambaccian file.

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